Where does the beetle buzz? The toughest Polish tongue twisters

I cóż, że ze Szwecji? - "So what that's from Sweden?" Mixing up Sweden and Switzerland is apparently quite common in English, so if you get confused by these two, wait till you hear about Szwecja and Szwajcaria. The Swedes may not be aware of it, but the name of their country serves as an excellent diction exercise in Polish. Way to go, Sweden!

W czasie suszy szosa sucha - "The road is dry during the drought" or a similar one, Szedł Sasza suchą szosą - "Sasza was walking down a dry road". How about combining these two? W czasie suszy szedł Sasza suchą szosą - "Sasza was walking down a dry road during the drought". Now it sounds just about right. Even the most skilled speakers are bound to stumble over this one.

Król Karol kupił królowej Karolinie korale koloru koralowego - "King Charles bought coral-coloured beads for Queen Charlotte" - ah, the beauty of alliteration. Who wouldn't appreciate it?

Jola lojalna, lojalna Jola - "Jola is loyal, loyal Jola" even the English translation of the phrase is challenging. Try saying that two times fast, we dare you!

Stół z powyłamywanymi nogami - "A table with broken legs" - it's an expression a lot of native speakers struggle with. "The table simply has no legs" observe the witty ones. Why make things more complicated?

Konstantynopolitańczykowianeczka - "a girl who lives in Constantinople", often wrongly referred to as the longest word in the Polish language (it's fairly easy to build a longer one, let's say dziewięćsetdziewięćdziesięciodziewięcioipółletni - a 999,5 year old) but still remains one of the most popular Polish tongue twisters.

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz - this fictional name comes from an iconic Polish comedy film Jak rozpętałem II wojnę światową ("How I Unleashed World War II"). In one of the scenes, the film's main character is taken prisoner by a German Nazi officer and drives him crazy by spelling his fake last name.

Wyindywidualizowaliśmy się z rozentuzjazmowanego tłumu -"We isolated ourselves from an enthusiastic crowd". Linguistics majors live for phrases like that. Fortunately, it is very unlikely you will ever need it in real life. If you want to impress your Polish friends, forget about Brzęczyszczykiewicz and better go with this one.

W Szczebrzeszynie chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie i Szczebrzeszyn z tego słynie – “In the town of Szczebrzeczyn, a beetle buzzes in the reeds and this is what Szczebrzeszyn is famous for” - and now for the Polish favourite - the famous beetle of Szczebrzeszyn. The phrase comes from a poem Chrząszcz by Jan Brzechwa which popularised a real town in southeastern Poland. Poles are known for being very fond of this little phrase and never hesitate to present it to all foreigners they encounter. You know what they say, forewarned is forearmed - you'd better listen to the whole verse right now:

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Audio file by Adam78 [CC BY-SA 3.0], via Wikimedia Commons